I went with my grandma to a doctor’s appointment the other day. While we were sitting in the waiting room, I took note of the music being filtered in. It seemed a little off for a doctor’s office where most of the patients were card-carrying members of AARP.
Finally, I turned to my grandma and said, “I never thought I’d be sitting here with you listening to Vanilla Ice.” And Grandma, always one to speak her mind, replied, “Well who the hell is Vanilla Ice? It sounds like shit to me.” Damn, I love my grandma and her dirty mouth : )
Nothing eases the anxiety of sick people like reading 2-year-old issues of People while hearing,
“Oh yeah, In my dreams I envision myself at the ocean,
Beautiful girls rubbin’ me down with some lotion,
Even though you know I flow as cold as an ice cube,
Let me tell you how it is to make love on an inner tube.”
–Vanilla Ice
“Life is a Fantasy”
Left by Chris on July 25th, 2007