I’ve been getting some questions lately that I thought I’d share. . .
1. Is this all you do? Write a crappy blog and sell dildos?
If I only wrote this crappy blog, I’d have way more posts. As for dildos, I missed working at the porn store, so I started doing Edible Ecstasy parties as a hobby. I also work in a library that doesn’t have any porn on its shelves.
2. What is up with the ”Request a Party” at the top of your page?
I do parties for Edible Ecstasy, an adult toy, book, porn, and lingerie company. So “Request a Party” is for that kind of party. I should probably mention all this on that page, but I haven’t yet. I’m lazy like that.
3. Are these swinger parties?
No. That would probably be a good business to get into, but not for me. If I was going to do something along those lines, I would open a co-ed brothel and ask everyone to call me Madame Michelle.
4. Do you strip at parties?
No. Trust me, you really don’t want to see that anyway. However, I will do an adult toy party when adult entertainers will be there, under two conditions.
1. I get to do my dildo slinging before the strippers do their thing.
2. I have the option to stay and watch the stripping action.
5. Your MySpace pic is cute. Can we get together and kick it?
I don’t know what “kick it” even means. If it means hang out, then maybe… in a group of people at a public place so I can figure out if you’re bat shit crazy or not. But if ”kick it” means something sexual, then no, we can’t kick it. I have a cool husband who more than satisfies me in that department, but thanks for the offer.
Can I call you Mistress Michelle anyway?
You know, I so need a madame for my ‘entertainment’ business
Do you feel an evangelical inclination toward the brands that you sell? Like the “Consolidated Products” couple in the movie Go, who try to get Jay Mohr and Scott Wolf to become salesmen? That’s one of my favorite scenes in that damn movie.
I assume this isn’t an Amway situation, where you’re trying to assemble a stable of salespeople who all get supplies from you. Although I do hope you get the company’s equivalent of a big pink Mary Kay Cadillac.
I’m too tired to Hmmmm.
If you open that brothel;I want an application…
and if that is applicable, can I get hands on interviews?
What kind of library doesn’t have porn!!! I am shocked. Oh yeah, I forgot, you work at an academic library.
Joe, Keith — Sure, call me Mistress, Madame… whatever works : )
Chris– Not like Amyway… no recruiting for me. I love that movie ‘Go’ and I own a copy. I’m not quite that into my products as the couple in the movie : )
1. Crappy blog = entertainment to peoples (was gonna say hundreds or thousands but I don’t wanna over state things)
2. Wow, if they couldn’t figure it out they shouldn’t be using the net.
3. See #2, but interesting advertising option…
4. Us guys like ANY stripping, but no pressure…
5. Just a sec, never looked… OK, it is cute! So whens the next Blogger-bash?
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