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The whole pant sagging thing… if guys want to walk around looking like idiots, fine. Or at least that’s what I thought until yesterday at Target. I saw a guy there with sagging pants carrying his baby with one hand while trying to hold his pants up with the other. The crotch of his pants was down between his knees, so he was doing this stupid waddle walk.

Guess what happened? This guy tripped while carrying his baby. Thankfully, he caught himself before he hit the floor, and his baby didn’t bounce out of his arms. Still, since his bad fashion sense put his kid in jeopardy, maybe it’s time for him to finally pull up his damn pants.

6 Responses to “waddle walking”

  1. midtown miscreant says:

    Was he wearing one of those evening gown length shirts too?

  2. meesha.v says:

    have the platform shoes been back already? or is that still coming up

  3. emawkc says:

    If he would have kept his pants up in the first place, he wouldn’t have to worry about the baby.

  4. Karla says:

    Yeah, I’m trying to teach ‘em early down here in middle school. I kept crocheting belts and making them wear them–’till they started asking me for them. God knows I don’t need to start a new fashion trend in Paola.

  5. Nuke says:

    “evening gown length shirts” I just saw my first one of those. I couldn’t decide if it was a dress or a jersey.

    But back to the pants, I think when the way you dress endangers you and others it ceases to be “fashion”. Oh and were you at Walmart again?

  6. Carl Lee Spats says:

    This sagging is sickening and should be against the law, these kids that do this have no respect for anyone and the parents that let them go around sagging like this are morons.

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