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random porn customers… part 20 (not so stupid bachelor parties)

At the porn store, the bachelorette party groups who came in were pretty bad, but the bachelor groups really didn’t bother me.  They would buy inflatable women or animals, like sheep.  One of the blow up dolls was called the Perfect Date. She was only 3 feet tall… perfect for blowjobs, and she had a cup holder for the guy’s beer.

The guys would also usually buy some porn.  Sometimes it would be some regular porn, but often they had fun with it… big girl porn, midget porn, gerontophilia porn (sex with old people), tranny porn, and bend over boys movies.  What’s a bend over boy, you ask?  It’s a guy who bends over and takes it from a girl with a strap on dildo. (I bet you are sorry you asked now.) 

And when bachelor parties, or guys in general go to strip clubs, it’s completely different than when women go to see the guys.  Men at strip clubs are just… quiet.  Guys just sit there with their hard ons and eight dollar drinks and enjoy the scenery. 

On the other hand, women hoot, holler, whistle, and scream.  But I guess I can’t say much… at my bachelorette party, my group did its fair share of noise making.  Oh, and if you go to Diamond Joe’s for the male revue, I highly recommend Dante for a lap dance.  He’s worth way more than any amount of money you could give him… just ask anyone who was there with me that night ;) 

Posted by michelle on Tuesday, February 27th, 2007 at 7:11 pm.

5 Responses to “random porn customers… part 20 (not so stupid bachelor parties)”

I can’t believe it took me this long to read your blog. It’s so awesome! And girl, I would have taken my top off at the Million Dollar Fantasy Ranch right along with you if I had been there. Yee Haw!

Left by brynne on February 28th, 2007

Wow, the bachelor parties I have been to usually go to the strip clubs. I cant imagine something sadder than sitting in a room with 20 other drunken guys watching pr0n.

And as for the novelty vids, how creepy would it be to hear your buddies futre father in law yell “wait” when you try to take out the tranny porn.

N }:-

PS- Never heard “bend over boy”, Savage love in the pithc calls it “pegging”

Left by Nuke on March 1st, 2007

I haven’t been to a strip club more than three times in my life. But, the last time I went with a few friends we sat in the front row and hooted and hollered at the strippers, as well as tipping them. I did notice that the other men in the club were awfully silent. I guess it isn’t cool to be loud. As if I care if I look cool.
I also found that the gals tended to gravitate towards where we were sitting more than the lumps of stone that were elsewhere. We fed off each other and had a great time. A couple of the gals came over and thanked us for our enthusiasm.

Left by joe on March 2nd, 2007

“gerontophilia porn (sex with old people)”

AHEM!

Us old folk just call it sex.

Some of us are pretty fucking good at it, too.

Left by Xavier Onassis on March 10th, 2007

yes, pegging …

i have a friend (really, NOT me) who just raves about the experience!

of course, his woman keeps his balls in her purse, too!

Left by SevenYearHawk on March 11th, 2007

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