It’s Friday, so here’s a weekend scenario for you. Let’s say you are single and hanging out at a bar. You’ve drank more than your share, and you want to take someone home and do dirty things to them. However, since it’s closing time, the pickings have gotten slim. So, do you take home…
a) The girl or guy with the gorgeous face?
b) Or the girl or guy with the hot body?
Most of the guys I’ve asked have said the hot body, but one said he’d want the pretty face. As he says, you just can’t fix ugly.
Me… I’m a sucker for a cute face. So what would you do?
I consider myself to not be shallow, but I am a sucker for the pretty face, especially pretty eyes…
I’m going to agree with Logtar here – go for the face. Besides in the female of the species, great bodies rarely go with ugly faces.
PLEASE!! Coming from 2 married dudes I would expect those kinds of answers. Now if you want the truth. Then I’ll tell ya what Logtar, and Keith are really thinking.
Ya go with the body, everyday of the week and twice on Sunday. You can always turn off the lights and think of someone with a prettier face. But you can’t turn off the lights and make her have a nice boby.
And you can fix ugly, the cure is darkness. But you can’t fix a ugly body.
Besides your wasted you’ll take what you can get, even if its the 50 year old bartender. Not, that I’ve done that, I’m just using it as an example.
which ever one kisses better.
I’m jumping the married man ship and going with the D. He hit all of the main talking points. There’s a reason some girls have to remind guy a guy that her eyes are “up there.”
Good thing I have a pretty face
whichever one has the best sense of humor. she’ll need it.
Even though the D was quite eloquent, I’m going to have to go with the face. Because D is operating under the fallacy that better body = better sex, which ain’t necessarily so. (Ever see Kim Kardashian’s sex tape? Girl’s got a nice body, but she laid there with all the grace and beauty of a diseased walrus.) Sex is all about chemistry, and a pretty face that pushes all your buttons goes a long way.
Keith – What? There are lots of good bodies with ugly faces.
The D – If you turn off the lights, you can’t see the good body, so what’s the point?
Eric – Yes, it is a good thing you have a pretty face. I’m vain… I need good looking arm candy.
Bookpusher – Yeah, I agree that better body does not equal better sex. Billy Bob Thornton once said about Angelina Jolie… “Sometimes with the model, the actress or the sexiest person in the world, it may literally be like fucking the couch.”
Gentlemen, lets put this to bed once and for all. In this scenario we are not looking for a relationship, we are looking for a piece of ass, an o.n.s. (One Night Stand) if you like. Who really cares if she is good looking? She just has to be willing to put out.
Also in this scenario we (I) am wasted so does it really matter if she is good looking, or has a nice body? NOPE! She just has to be willing to put out.
Beggars can’t be choosers, ya know.
It all depends on her intellect.
The one you don’t have to pay.
Shits getting deep in here. The D pretty much summed it up in his first response, in a one night stand body beats face like rock beats scissors. Is that shallow, yes, but it’s a one nighter, which is the epitome of self serving shallowness. Face down, ass up, cures ugly, plus she doesnt have to look at me,lucky her, it’s a win win.
Take them both home. Variety is the spice of life.