The weekend started with a Brownie costume and ended with waiting in line at Funky Town next to a pimp and a prostitute. Okay, they were only dressed as a pimp and a prostitute. I think. The blogger Halloween bash was lots of fun, especially because of Dan‘s brew and Kristine‘s jello shots. Heather was a sexy pirate, and Alicia came as a hot librarian… oh wait, she is that in real life. Spyder‘s costume showed us how she caught her hubby. And Eric was Alex from A Clockwork Orange — he actually had to explain who he was at another party later that night. Kids these days… jeez.
The next night, Stephanie and I went to our friend Gretchen’s party. We made an interesting pair — her dressed up as a dominatrix Bettie Page, and me as an innocent Brownie. The party was at a huge loft in the West Bottoms, but we left before it got really crazy. And that’s when I ended up in line at Funky Town. Yeah, make fun of me all you want… the place had a kick-ass Halloween costume contest going on. The winner dressed up as Stephen King’s Carrie… bloody prom dress and all.
I met Keith and Janet there, who were out with some of their friends. I watched their table for a little bit, and some young guy came up to talk to me. I told him I was old, happily married, and just holding a table until Keith and Janet came back. He asked how I knew them, and I told him through blogging. He had no idea what a blog was, so I told him it’s an underground S & M club in KC. And if you check out Kristine‘s pics of XO’s metal balls, you just might get that idea about the blogger parties…
I had a blast with you on Saturday. I hope that someone has a christmas party and we can dress up again, maybe I can bust out the red dress? Clue Party anyone?
I wish you could have stayed longer, maybe come out and danced with us! Next time, no wings, and no purses that have to be watched!
It’s not an underground S&M club. It’s an underground soft swing club. Get it straight!!
And just remember, on Halloween everyone loves to eat brownies.
pictures, we need pictures!! especially if you got Dangerboy to wear the false eyelashes . . .
Aren’t XO’s balls awesome? No idea about Clockwork Orange and then no idea about what a blog is? What IS it with people? But WAY cool you were getting hit on by a young one. You looked like a very hot 16 or 17 in your costume!
Dominatrix and Brownies, sounds like a relaxing evening at home!
keith – “It’s an underground soft swing club. Get it straight!!” There are so many tangents in those two short sentences. I’m not sure where to start. LOL!
OK, when I started blogging, I never really anticipated seeing “Aren’t XO’s balls awesome?” enter into the picture.
But then, what else could you expect from an underground soft swing club?