I found this post on Best of Craigslist:
Basic Instinct dvd
Date: 2007-08-14, 8:00PM EDT
Need to get this out of my life. I think it works fine. I turned it off when Michael Douglas had sex – it made me celibate for a while.
Note: if you take this, I will judge you.
*This cracked me up, but I don’t think this person has ever watched any porn. There are some way uglier men than Michael Douglas having sex on camera.
Starting with Ron Jeremy!
Publicly admitting that you owned a copy of Basic Instinct is worse than having your new girlfriend discover your porn stash. So I am judging the seller in this transaction.
There was a long span in the 1980s when it was impossible to keep Michael Douglas from taking his pants off, which was maybe carnally thrilling for people who like seeing their grandpa’s ass. The rest of us felt like de-eyeing our eye sockets with pokey things.
Ron Jeremy comes to mind.
And just about everyone else who did porn in the 70′s.
Which post is yours?
Logtar and Heather nailed it. Ron Jeremy is the first thing I think of for ugly porn guys. But on th other hand, he give the rest of us less than beautiful guys. If he can have sex with hundreds of women who were paid, then so can we!
Honestly that was less creepy in my mind than it looks on the page.
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#4 for Ron J, the king of ugly porn stars.
I think RJ is kinda hot.
Judge all you want.
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